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Teh proper CatStacking guide Because we all have too many unruly kittehs to manage.

"I have the feeling this man is gay." The Werzog has admiration for John Waters' guts.

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Sweet Victory Couple sues Google for trespassing to shoot photos for Google Street View. Google admits violating "Do No Evil" mantra. Couple wins massive payday one dollar.

Perfect porn is perfect! (NSFW) "But the message is clear: even after a genetic bounty, all-but-certain plastic surgery and dieting, good lighting, a pro-photographer, and dozens of shots, even the fantasy woman is not fantastic enough." Playboy's editorial team's comments to make their centerfolds just "perfect."

Vote Mamika Betty White and Cloris Leachman are heroes, but Sascha Goldberger made his maw maw into a superhero with surprising results.

Is My Husband GAY? Handy tips to tell if your husband is a homersekshual, like: does he go to Asia too often, or does he enjoy pop culture a little too much, or is he feigning interest in Church-going? He might just be that way! more inside

MonkeyFilter is now over. Please shut the door behind you. Chimp Rapes Frog. SLYT. Try not to cry too loudly.

Astroturfing is bad, mmkay? Walter Apai of Techi.com and Web Design Depot admits to running paid reviews of his sites without labeling them as paid content and calls it ethical behavior. Do you want your opinion of a site to be bought? Or do you want to make up your own mind freely? (Disclosure: This links to my site, and I used to write for Techi.com but quit 'cause I smelled a phony. But I would have done the same due diligence on any other phony...)

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100 x 100 Michael Wolf photographed 100 apartments in Hong Kong that are 100 sq. feet in size.

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Lawmaker proposes fixing California's budget crisis... by legalizing pot and taxing it. more inside

Smile for the Camera, Chimpy! The NYTimes asks some chief wire photo editors to choose the best photos of W's era. Really, the common ones are just as interesting as the divergent ones.

Ricardo Montalban has died. As well as being Capt. Kirk's nemesis, Khan Noonien Singh, in a classic Trek episode and the movie The Wrath of Khan, he was known for playing the tall guy who ordered Tattoo around on Fantasy Island. He will be swaddled in rich, Cordovan leather for his burial, provided by Chrysler.

The Secrets of Walrus Nookie Exactly how walruses reproduce is a big unknown to scientists, but at Six Flags they're eagerly trying to understand. They've even created an artificial vagina in an effort to arouse the mysterious 2,100 pound Jocko.